gh july 24 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC, INC.] ELIZABETH: HEY. LUCKY: HEY. ELIZABETH: SORRY I MADE YOU WAIT. THINGS GOT REALLY BUSY IN THERE, AND I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE RUBY IN A LURCH. WOW, THAT'S QUITE A HAUL. LUCKY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET. READY TO GO? ELIZABETH: WHAT ARE YOU SAVING THAT FOR? LUCKY: IT'S A SECRET. SO WHAT TIME DOES THE WEDDING START? ELIZABETH: OH, I'VE GOT ENOUGH TIME TO RUN HOME, CHANGE, SHOWER, AND GET OUT THE DOOR. LUCKY: YOU DON'T SOUND TOO ENTHUSIASTIC. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED WEDDINGS AND PARTIES. ELIZABETH: I DO. IT'S JUST USUALLY THE KIND OF PARTIES I LIKE DON'T INCLUDE COPS AND POLICE COMMISSIONERS. LUCKY: HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT? ELIZABETH: WHAT IF GARCIA AND TAGGERT ARE THERE, THE ONES WHO HANDLED MY CASE? THEY'RE GOING TO BE STARING AT ME, FEELING SORRY FOR ME, THINKING "OH, THERE'S THE POOR LITTLE GIRL WHO GOT RAPED IN THE PARK." IT'S NOT MY IDEA OF A FUN WAY TO SPEND THE AFTERNOON. LUCKY: WELL, HOW ABOUT IF I GO WITH YOU? ELIZABETH: WOULD YOU? LUCKY: YEAH. I'LL -- I'LL EVEN SHOWER AND CHANGE. WHAT? ELIZABETH: I JUST -- I FEEL LIKE I'M ROPING YOU INTO THIS. LUCKY: ELIZABETH, LOOK AT ME. OK? ELIZABETH: OK. LUCKY: ALL RIGHT. ROBIN: I WISH YOU WERE COMING WITH ME. JASON: AH, MAC WOULDN'T APPRECIATE ME AT HIS WEDDING. ROBIN: I LOVE YOU. JASON: WHAT'D I DO? ROBIN: NOTHING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BUT BE YOURSELF. HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY JEWELRY BOX? I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT. I'M SO TURNED AROUND. I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I LEFT IT HERE OR IF IT'S AT BRENDA'S. JASON: THERE'S AN EASY SOLUTION. YOU BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING. ROBIN: YEAH. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? YOU ARE THE MOST EXCEPTIONAL MAN. AND I AM GOING ON A ONE-WOMAN CAMPAIGN TO MAKE UNCLE MAC REALIZE THAT -- AS SOON AS THIS WHOLE WEDDING IS OVER AND THE TRAUMA OF MARRYING THE WOMAN HE'S BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HIM. JASON: ROBIN, DON'T -- DON'T DO IT ON MY ACCOUNT. I DON'T CARE WHAT HE THINKS. I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. ROBIN: DON'T WORRY. I AM. JASON: OH. [KNOCK ON DOOR] ROBIN: HMM. JUSTUS: WHOA, SORRY. I'LL COME BACK. ROBIN: IT'S OK. I WAS JUST GOING TO LEAVE. BYE. JASON: BYE. HAVE FUN. ROBIN: BYE. THANKS. ANNOUNCER: THE ROLE OF JUSTUS WARD IS NOW BEING PLAYED BY MONTI SHARP. JUSTUS: EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JERRY JACKS BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK. THE ONLY THING THAT'S MISSING IS SOME INFORMATION ON HIS CENTRAL AMERICAN CONNECTIONS, BUT I'LL HAVE THAT BY TONIGHT. JASON: JUSTUS, DON'T BOTHER. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ON HIM TO MAKE HIM SPLIT FROM JAX. JUSTUS: BUT THERE'S A BIGGER PICTURE HERE, JASON. I MEAN, LOOK -- YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH ON A GUY LIKE THIS. JASON: I GAVE SONNY MY WORD THAT I'D KEEP JERRY FROM DRAGGING JAX INTO ANYTHING ILLEGAL FOR BRENDA'S SAKE AND I WILL. JUSTUS: ALL RIGHT. ALL I'M SAYING IS A LITTLE INSURANCE COULDN HURT. LOOK, MAN, IF JAX SENSES EVEN THE SLIGHTEST WEAKNESS ON YOUR PART -- JASON: THEN I'LL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO. NOW DROP IT. ALAN: THANK YOU, A.J. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING CARE OF ME. TAGGERT: THIS MUST BE MENTAL TELEPATHY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO CONTACT YOU AT YOUR OFFICE TO SEE IF YOU NEEDED AN ESCORT FOR THE COMMISSIONER'S WEDDING. DARA: DO I STRIKE YOU AS HARD UP? TAGGERT: ACTUALLY, YOU STRIKE ME AS JUST ABOUT THE PRETTIEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND I WOULD CONSIDER IT AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE IF YOU WOULD ALLOW ME TO ACCOMPANY YOU -- THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE A DATE. DARA: KEEP TALKING. TAGGERT: EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. YOUR TIMING IS TERRIBLE, MY FRIEND. MAN: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SEE ME. TAGGERT: YESTERDAY, WITH A HAT. MAN: WHAT DO YOU WANT?  FELICIA: WELL, THIS IS THE FINALE OF THE GREAT MAC AND FELICIA WEDDING HOAX. MAC: OH, BOY. IT'LL BE -- BE A RELIEF TO STOP LIVING THIS LIE. FELICIA: YES. IT'S NOT EVERYBODY WHO CAN GET MARRIED TWICE AND WALK AWAY A FREE PERSON. MAC: SO, LET'S MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, OK? YOU AND LUCY WILL ALTERNATE UP AND DOWN THE AISLE. AND RIGHT BEFORE THE MINISTERING MARRIED. FELICIA: OK. YOU JUST MAKE SURE IT'S SHORT AND SWEET SO LUCY AND KEVIN CAN GET ON WITH THEIR CEREMONY. MAC: RIGHT. RIGHT. WHAT DO WE USE AS AN EXCUSE? FELICIA: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER YOU THINK'S BEST. MAC: WHY DON'T YOU DO IT. THAT WAY YOU CAN BLAME ME. FELICIA: OH, NOW, COME ON. YOU KNOW, WE GOT INTO THIS THING TOGETHER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE HEAVY. JUST TELL THEM THAT OUR TIMING WAS OFF. WE'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART. WE'RE STILL GOING TO BE FRIENDS, AND NOBODY SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS. I MEAN, YOU CAN SAY "EVERYONE SIT BACK, RELAX,ND ENJOY LUCY AND KEVIN'S WEDDING CEREMONY." MAC: I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. LUCY: OH, NO! FELICIA: WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? LUCY: OH, GOOD GRIEF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU TWO CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WEDDING. HIDE YOUR EYES. CLOSE YOUR EYES, QUICK. FELICIA: EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE, LUCY. LUCY: NO, NO, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FINE. LISTEN, COME WITH ME NOW AND LET'S GO OVER A FEW DETAILS. COME ON, HURRY. COME ON. [LUCY SHRIEKS] LUCY: OH, GOOD GRIEF. OK. TURN AROUND, QUICKLY. TURN AROUND. KEVIN: WHAT'D I DO? LUCY: JUST TURN AROUND! V: IT'S BAD LUCK. KEVIN: OH, YOU DON'T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY. LUCY: TURN AROUND OR I PROMISE YOU MAC AND FELICIA WILL BE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED TODAY. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'M TURNING, I'M TURNING. LUCY: GOOD. THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OK. OK. SO, WHERE WERE WE? OH, THE DETAILS. WE'VE GOT TO GO. WE GOT TO GO MAKE OVER THOSE DETAILS. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. V: LUCY, LUCY, I THINK THAT WE MAY HAVE INTERRUPTED A PRIVATE MOMENT BETWEEN MAC AND FELICIA. WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE THEM A MINUTE TO FINISH WHATEVER IT IS THEY WERE SAYING? MAC: V? V, IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'VE SAID EVERYTHING WE NEED TO SAY TO EACH OTHER. LUCY: OK, THEN. GOOD. LET'S -- LET'S GO. LET'S -- LET'S JUST SLOWLY GO. COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LET'S JUST RUN WITH THE WIND. KEVIN: HEY. LUCY: OK. STOP. TURN. EVERYBODY FREEZE. SLOWLY TURN THAT WAY, AVERTING YOUR EYES. DOC, ROTATE! KEVIN: I'M ROTATING, I'M ROTATING, I'M ROTATING. LUCY: OK, OK. OH! OH, YES. COME ON. WHETHER YOU'RE WORKING OUT... WORKING HARD... OR MAKING CHANGES, ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN. CENTRUM HAS YOUR NUTRITION NEEDS COVERED. AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. WITH CENTRUM, YOU BENEFIT FROM WHAT SCIENCE IS DISCOVERING ABOUT HOW VITAMINS AND MINERALS... HELP MAINTAIN HEALTH, UNLOCK ENERGY... AND STRENGTHEN IMMUNITY. CENTRUM: LIVING WITH PEOPLE MEANS GIVE AND TAKE. LIKE, MY ROOMMATES GET TO EAT MY COOKING SCHOOL HOMEWORK, SO THEY CLEAN UP. THEY DO A GREAT JOB. THEY SPEND HOURS SCRUBBING AND SOAKING MY PRECIOUS KETTLES. [ Announcer ] CASCADE GEL LETS YOU PUT THINGS INTO THE DISHWASHER... YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD, BECAUSE IT BREAKS UP AND DISSOLVES TOUGH FOODS. OTHERS CAN LEAVE YOUR STUFF LOOKING LIKE THIS, BUT CASCADE CAN LEAVE EVERYTHING AMAZINGLY CLEAN. NOW, THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO PAY THEIR PART OF THE RENT. [ Chuckles ] ALMOST. THE DELICATE EYE AREA IS THE FIRST PLACE YOU NOTICE FINE LINES. SO WHAT CAN YOU DO ? CLINICAL TESTS PROVE ONE EYE GEL IS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE. THIS GEL COMBINES SOOTHING CUCUMBER EXTRACT, PRO-VITAMIN B5 AND WITCH HAZEL. INSTANTLY, IT BEGINS TO HELP REDUCE THE LOOK OF FINE LINES-- EVEN PUFFINESS-- FOR EYES THAT LOOK REFRESHED AND RENEWED. AND THE NAME ? OIL OF OLAY REVITALIZING EYE GEL. NIAS' VCE: "DEAR NIKOLAS, JUST A NOTE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M THINKING OF YOU. I KNOW YOU ARE STILL SAD OVER KATHERINE'S DEATH, AND IT MUST BE VERY PAINFUL TO HAVE YOUR UNCLE CHARGED WITH HER MURDER. YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY THOUGHTS AND IN MY HEART. JE T'EMBRACE DE TOUT MON COEUR." ROBIN: NIKOLAS. HI. NIKOLAS: ROBIN. ROBIN: WHAT? NIKOLAS: WOW. YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE. ROBIN: OH. THANKS. MY UNCLE MAC AND FELICIA ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY. YOU DON'T LOOK TOO BAD YOURSELF. NIKOLAS: WELL, LAWYER'S MEETINGS FOR ME ABOUT KATHERINE'S ESTATE. ROBIN: OH. LOSING SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE WORST. NIKOLAS: YEAH. I@ATUALLY FIND MYSELF REACHING FOR THE PHONE SOMETIMES TO CALL HER. EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD, I STILL HAVE THAT CONNECTION WITH HER, YOU KNOW. ROBIN: YEAH. WELL, YOU KEEP THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE IN YOUR HEART ALWAYS, EVEN AFTER THEY'RE GONE. THAT'S THE ONLY CONSOLATION THERE IS, REALLY -- THAT A PART OF THEM BECOMES A PART OF YOU. NIKOLAS: YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SAY THE RIGHT THINGS AT THE RIGHT TIME. ROBIN: WELL, YOU COULD GET A GREAT ARGUMENT ABOUT THAT IN SOME QUARTERS THESE DAYS. SPEAKING OF MY UNCLE MAC, I GOT TO GO. NIKOLAS: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT A WEDDING TO GO TO. ROBIN: YEAH. NIKOLAS: JASON MEETING YOU AT THE CHURCH? ROBIN: NO. ACTUALLY, I'M -- GOING ALONE. NIKOLAS: OH. ROBIN: UNLESS YOU FEEL IN THE MOOD FOR A WEDDING. NIKOLAS: ONLY IF YOU WANT THE COMPANY. ROBIN: YOUR COMPANY IS ALWAYS WELCOME. NIKOLAS: OK. WELL, THEN YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF AN ESCORT. ROBIN: THANKS. ALAN: THIS IS DR. QUARTERMAINE. I'VE BEEN TRYING YOU FOR HOURS. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? MAN: SORRY, DOC. NO MORE HOUSE CALLS. IT'S TOO RISKY. ALAN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO'S GOING TO SEE YOU, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? I'M DESPERATE! MAN: YOU WANT SOMETHING OR NOT? ALAN: OK. IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEPLACE SAFE. I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARK IN MAYBE -- WELL, 15 MINUTES. MAN: I NEED MORE TIME. I'M OUT. ALAN: WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? YOU WANT MORE MONEY? YOU WANT MORE MONEY, THAT'S FINE. JUST NAME YOUR PRICE. JUST GET ME THE STUFF! MAN: GIVE ME A CALL TOMORROW. I MIGHT HAVE SOME BY THEN. ALAN: I CAN'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW. LISTEN TO ME, YOU LOUSY CREEP. IF YOU DON'T GET ME SOME DRUGS AND YOU DON'T GET THEM TO ME NOW, I SAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE. I'LL TELL THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET ARRESTED! [MAN HANGS PHONE UP] MAN: THIS GUY IS COMPLETELY STRUNG OUT. TAGGERT: GOOD. THAT'S JUST WHERE I WANT HIM. MAN: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THE DOC ANYWAY? TAGGERT: NOTHING. HE'S JUST CHUM FOR THE BIG FISH. THE MORE HE THRASHES AROUND, THE FASTER HE'LL LEAD ME TO THEM. BEAT IT. DARA: YOU'RE LOOKING VERY PLEASED WITH YOURSELF. TAGGERT: OH, I AM. I AM. DARA: WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT ON THE WAY TO THE WEDDING. TAGGERT: THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. JAX: HEY, MAC. LISTEN, I CAME EARLY BECAUSE I CAME TO GIVE YOU BRENDA'S REGRETS. SHE STARTED FEELING A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED ON THE WAY OVER HERE, BUT SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO TRY TO MAKE THE RECEPTION -- MAC: OK. JAX: IF THERE IS GOING TO BE ONE. SO, WHAT'S HAPPENING? IS THE WEDDING ON OR OFF? MAC: OFF. JAX: YOU DIDN'T CALL FELICIA THAT NIGHT, DID YOU? SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER, DOES SHE? MAC: WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS, JAX. HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER? JAX: OH, GEE, MAC, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FORTHRIGHT WITH YOUR EMOTIONS? YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO -- YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW OFF THE PERFECT WOMAN BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID TO TELL HER YOU LOVE HER? MAC: LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER. OK? LOOK, SHE'S ALREADY MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. JAX: WELL, MAYBE SHE ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. LUCY: OH, HI. MAXIE: MOM, WE HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU. FELICIA: OH, MY GOODNESS. MAXIE: ROBIN TOLD US YOU NEEDED SOMETHING BLUE, SO WE GOT OUR HAIR RIBBONS FOR YOUR BOUQUET. FELICIA: OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. OH, THANK YOU BOTH SO VERY MUCH. THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. MAXIE: SURE. FELICIA: WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK FOR GRANDMOTHER BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE, OK? MAXIE: OK. FELICIA: OK. MAXIE: COME ON. LUCY: SEE YOU OUT THERE. MAXIE: BYE. LUCY: BYE-BYE. V: SEE YOU. LUCY: OK, OK. WHAT DO YOU THINK? HOW DO I LOOK? V: BEAUTIFUL. LUCY: OH, GOOD. V: YEAH. LUCY: ALL RIGHT, THANKS. FELICIA, YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? HOW DO I LOOK? FELICIA? FELICIA: YOU LOOK STUNNING. LUCY: OH, THANKS. HEY. V: HEY. YOU'RE LUCAS, RIGHT? HI. BOBBIE: HI. LUCY: OH, HI. BOBBIE: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. LUCY: BOBBIE, THANK YOU. THANKS. BOBBIE: FELICIA. HI. FELICIA: HI. BOBBIE: HEY. I'VE SEEN HAPPIER FACES IN THE EMERGENCY WAITING ROOM. CHEER UP. IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY. FELICIA: OH. LO WHAT MY LITTLE GIRLS GAVE ME -- LITTLE HAIR RIBBONS FOR MY BOUQUET. BOBBIE: OH. THAT'S PRECIOUS. SO CUTE. WELL, HERE -- SOMETHING OLD. FELICIA: THANKS. BOBBIE: I'M JUST SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND MAC. LUCAS: ME, TOO. FELICIA: WELL, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, I'M GOI TLOSE IT ALTOGETHER. BOBBIE: GIVE ME A HUG. YOU AND MAC WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT, OK? FELICIA: OK. BOBBIE: COME ON. I'LL SEE YOU. LUCY: SEE YOU OUT THERE. BYE. FELICIA: DON'T EVEN SAY IT. CY: OK, LISTEN -- IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT AND GET ALL SENTIMENTAL, THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET ALL SENTIMENTAL, TOO. DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY AND HONORED I AM TO BE SPENDING THIS DAY WITH YOU, MY VERY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. AND MAC -- I AM. AND YOU KNOW, IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOVE MAC SO MUCH, AND I LOVE KEVIN SO MUCH, AND THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO SPECIAL THAT YOU -- WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IF YOU DO THAT, YOUR MAKEUP'S GOING TO RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I'LL HAVE TO REDO IT, AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDDING. IT'S GOING TO BE SPECTACULAR. AND WE'RE GOING TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. I PROMISE WE WILL. V: WHAT IS IT? LUCY: OH. MY GOODNESS, I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PREMONITION -- A BRIDE RUNS OUT OF THE CHURCH IN TEARS. SO HOW WOULD YOU TELL YOUR BOSS IF YOU... WERE PREGNANT ? I THINK I'D HAVE A LITTLE EXPLAINING TO DO. COME ON. HELP ME OUT HERE. [ Announcer ] THERE ARE DAYS WHEN A WOMAN NEEDS EXCEPTIONAL STRENGTH. SECRET ULTRA DRY. YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA WONDER IF YOU'RE COMING BACK. AND I'LL TELL HIM I'M PLANNING TO-- WHICH I AM. UNLESS I DECIDE TO STAY HOME. WELL, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, WE'LL WORK THAT OUT. [ Announcer ] THE ABSOLUTE BEST TYPE OF DRYNESS PROTECTION THERE IS. AND pH-BALANCED FOR A WOMAN'S CHEMISTRY. - MAYBE WE'LL BOTH STAY HOME. - LET'S NOT GET TOO CARRIED AWAY, OKAY ? Woman: IF I COULD FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW, I'D GET 6 GOOD HOURS. I COULD STILL GET 4 HOURS. 4 HOURS IS O.K. I'VE DONE WITHOUT SLEEP BEFORE. I CAN DO IT AGAIN. IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP, IF THINGS YOU'VE TRIED LEAVE YOU GROGGY THE NEXT DAY, YOUR DOCTOR HAS A BREAKTHROUGH APPROACH TO SLEEP THERAPY YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT... YOU WANT INCREDIBLE COLOR...BUT YOU ALSO WANT INCREDIBLE HAIR. COLOR THAT LASTS AND COLOR THAT'S GENTLE. IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S HYDRIENCE. INCREDIBLE COLOR THAT'S INCREDIBLY GENTLE. ITS UNIQUE WATER-BASED COLOR CREME HYDRATES YOUR HAIR WITH LUXURIOUS, MOISTURE-RICH COLOR THAT LASTS AND LASTS. BUT HYDRIENCE WON'T SHOCK YOUR HAIR. IT'S THE GENTLE, PERMANENT WAY TO COLOR. SO YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE... BRUNETTE... REDHEAD. AND YOUR HAIR IS SILKY AND SHINING. INTRODUCE YOUR HAIR TO CLAIROL HYDRIENCE. [ Loud Rumpling ] [ Loud Ticking ] [ Loud Ripping, Pop ] [ Loud Crunching ] [ Line Beeping ] [ Operator ] WE'RE SORRY. [ Loud Crunching ] YEAH ! SNOWBOARDS ! MOUNTAIN BIKES ! OTHER STUFF ! [ Crunch ] SHE'S VERY ANTSY ABOUT IT. YEAH.SHE'S VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT IT, NERVOUS. I JUST HATE NOT KNOWING. DEFINITELY, WE WANT TO HAVE A CHILD. SO I'M JUST LAYING LOW UNTIL I REALLY, REALLY KNOW FOR CERTAIN. ( gasps ) OH! ( laughing ) I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. ( laughing ) SHE'S GOING TO BE A GOOD MOM. SO, I MEAN, THIS PRETTY MUCH TELLS ME. I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL. YEAH, I'M EXCITED. NOW YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY. Hb JERRY: JUSTUS. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO SOON. JUDGING FROM YOUR EXPRESSION, I'M GUESSING YOU'RE TURNING ME DOWN. JUSTUS: ACTUALLY, AFTER SERIOUS REFLECTION, I'M VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR PROPOSITION. JERRY: STEP INTO MY OFFICE. JASON: THESE ARE THE HANDLEBARS. THIS IS HOW YOU STEER. [RATTLE DROPS] JASON: OK, NOW, IF YOU WANT TO -- UH-OH. NOW, IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER, RIGHT HERE, MICHAEL. [KNOCK ON DOOR] JASON: YOU TURN THIS LITTLE HANDLE. YEAH? IF YOU WANT TO BRAKE -- RINALDO: JASON, DR. QUARTERMAINE'S HERE FOR YOU. JASON: SEND HER IN. NOW, IF YOU WANT TO BRAKE -- ALAN: IT'S -- IT'S NOT YOUR MOTHER, BUT I WAS HOPING THAT MAYBE YOU COULD SEE YOUR WAY CLEAR TO EXTEND THE SAME COURTESY TO ME. ROBIN: UNCLE MAC. HI. MAC: HI. ROBIN: YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME. MAC: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ROBIN: YOU LOOK VERY NERVOUS, TOO. YOU HAVE TO RELAX. YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. MAC: YOU BROUGHT A CASSADINE TO THE WEDDING? ROBIN: COME ON. JASON COULDN'T MAKE IT. MAC: OH, THANK GOODNESS FOR LITTLE FAVORS. ROBIN: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FACE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO AGREE WITH ANY GUY I GO OUT WITH? I LOVE YOU ANYWAY. MAC: AND I LOVE YOU, TOO. ROBIN: GOOD LUCK. MAC: THANK YOU. ROBIN: I'M GOING TO GO SAY HI TO FELICIA REALLY QUICK. NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULD GO. ROBIN: NO, NO, NO. DON'T MIND HIM. HE'S JUST NERVOUS. SAVE MY SEAT, OK? NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT. AUDREY: ELIZABETH, IF WE WAIT MUCH LONGER, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND A SEAT. ELIZABETH: WELL, THEN YOU GO AHEAD, GRAM. I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE. AUDREY: WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR? ELIZABETH: OH. I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SHOW UP. YOU LOOK -- ELEGANT. LUCKY: YOUR DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL. HI, MRS. HARDY. AUDREY: HELLO, LUCKY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELL, I'LL GO IN AND SEE IF I CAN FIND A SEAT. ELIZABETH: SO, WHERE'D YOU GET THE NEW THADS? LUCKY: WELL, I GOT CONNECTIONS. I KNOW THIS STORE -- IT'S SORT OF LIKE A CAR WASH. THEY FIT YOU ON THE WAY TO THE CASH REGISTER AND YOU'RE OUT OF THERE, SO -- ELIZABETH: OH. WELL, YOU MIGHT WA TO TAKE THE TAG OFF FIRST. LUCKY: OH. THANKS. ELIZABETH: SHALL WE? LUCKY: YEAH. FELICIA: IT'S GOING TO BE OK. SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOOK. SEE? ROBIN: DID I COME AT A BAD TIME? LUCY: NO, NO. FELICIA: LUCY HAD ONE OF HER PREMONITIONS, ABOUT A BRIDE RUSHING OUT OF THE CHURCH IN TEARS. V: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, GIRLS, IT'S A WEDDING. PEOPLE CRY. ROBIN: YEAH, ESPECIALLY BRIDES. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN. LUCY: NO, I AM NEVER, NEVER, EVER WRONG ABOUT THESE THINGS, EVER. WELL, AT LEAST, YOU KNOW -- OK. I'VE BEEN WRONG MAYBE ONCE, MAYBE TWICE. FELICIA, REALLY. THIS FEELING WAS SO OVERWHELMING AND SO POWERFUL, IT'S GOT TO BE TRUE. FELICIA: LUCY, I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. I WILL CRY ON PURPOSE, AND I'LL CRY AND I'LL CRY. LUCY: OH, STOP IT. YOU GUYS, STOP THAT! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF OUR LIVES. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO SPOIL IT, OK? REALLY. OH. - WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES ? - HAIR AND MAKEUP ! - IT'S NOT SO GLAMOROUS. - JUST CHAOS. WE ASKED SOME OF TODAY'S HOTTEST FASHION DESIGNERS TO SWITCH ANTIPERSPIRANTS. - DEGREE INVISIBLE SOLID ? - DOES IT NOT DO THAT EVIL WHITE-SNOW THING ? - BODY-HEAT ACTIVATED ? - SHOW ME. WHEN YOUR BODY HEATS UP, DEGREE INVISIBLE SOLID... RELEASES EXTRA PROTECTION WITH A CLEAR DIFFERENCE. -NOTHING CAME OFF ON THE CLOTHES. -WITH DEGREE, I'M DRY, DRY, DRY. IT KICKED IN WHEN IT GOT HOT. NEW DEGREE INVISIBLE SOLID WORKS HARD BUT NEVER SHOWS. WHEN THE SHOW GOES GREAT, I CAN HUG THE WORLD. JOE COOL, PRINCESS LEIA, BUGS BUNNY. IT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. THE KEEPSAKE ORNAMENT PREMIERE. ONLY AT YOUR HALLMARK GOLD CROWN STORE. AND NOW SILKEN FLAME BARBIE. FOR OVER 200 NEW ORNAMENTS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR. óz THE FARMERS HAVE BEEN BRINGING US THEIR HARVEST FOR 45 YEARS. THEN THE FARM CO-OP BROUGHT ME SOMETHING DIFFERENT. NEWS. THAT SOYBEANS LIKE OURS COULD BE USED TO MAKE A COOKING OIL FRY UP SNACK CHIPS... WITHOUT ADDING ANY FAT OR CALORIES. AT CRISCO, THEY FIGURED WITHOUT ALL THE FAT OF REGULAR CHIPS, THIS OLEAN COULD HELP LOTS OF PEOPLE EAT A LITTLE HEALTHIER. WELL, ALL I SAY IS DOING GOOD STARTS RIGHT IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD. [ Announcer ] NEW FAT-FREE OLEAN. BOBBIE: I DON'T BELIEVE IT. MAC: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, TONY? BOBBIE: YEAH. BECAUSE IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE GOING USE THIS WEDDING AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO SEE YOUR SON, YOU CAN FORGET IT. MAC: AND IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT GETTING UP ON YOUR SOAPBOX LIKE YOU DID AT THE NURSES BALL, YOU CAN FORGET THAT, TOO. TONY: I HAVE AN INVITATION. I AM HERE FOR ONLY ONE REASON, AND THAT'S FELICIA, ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE IN THIS ENTIRE TOWN THAT HAD THE COURAGE TO STAND UP FOR ME WHEN IT COUNTED. I'M JUST HERE TO SHARE IN HER HAPPINESS. I PROMISE YOU I'M NOT GOING TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE. MAC: IF YOU WANT HIM OUT OF HERE, YOU JUST SAY THE WORD. FELICI AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, TONY IS WELCOME. TONY: THANK YOU. AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS LATEST INCIDENT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS. FELICIA: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT. MAC: I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THIS IS GOING TO BE HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS. LUCY: OK. I'M GLAD THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF. IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. OK, COULD WE JUST GO OVER OUR ENTRANCE RIGHT NOW JUST ONE MORE TIME? I'M REALLY EXCITED AND I DON'T WANT TO FORGET. FIRST -- I GO FIRST, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT WE AGREED. AND THEN I STOP, AND THEN YOU WALK UP AND GO A LITTLE BIT PAST ME, RIGHT? AND THEN I WALK UP, AND THEN YOU GO PAST ME, AND I GO UP AND -- YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. THEN ME, THEN YOU. LUCY: RIGHT. GOOD. V: OK. SHLD I TELL THE MINISTER WE'RE ALL SET? LUCY: YEAH, WE'RE READY. V: OK. LUCY: WHOO! WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. V: WHAT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? LUCY: CHECKLIST. OK. SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE. OH! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BORROWED. OH! FELICIA: LUCY, THE CEREMONY IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. WHERE ELSE ARE WE GOING TO GET SOMETHING AT THE LAST MINUTE? LUCY: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO HAVE THE "BORROWED" SOMETHING. SHOES, SHOES, SHOES. YOU TAKE MY SHOES AND I'LL BORROW YOUR SHOES. FELICIA: I'M NOT GOING TO BORROW YOUR SHOES. WE DON'T WEAR THE SAME SIZE. LUCY: OH, BIG DEAL. WE HAVE, LIKE, A HALF A SIZE DIFFERCE. OK, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUN A MARATHON. YOU'RE JUST WALKING UP THE AISLE. FELICIA: I WOULD LIKE TO GET THROUGH THIS DAY WITHOUT BREAKING MY NECK. LUCY: OH, POOH. COME ON, LET'S DO IT. QUICK, QUICK. OH. COME ON. COME ON. FELICIA: OH. V: I'LL TELL THE MINISTER THERE'LL BE A SLIGHT DELAY. MAC: WHAT'S GOING ON? V: DON'T ASK. KEVIN: DID I JUST SEE A FLYING SHOE? V: OK, GIRLS. ALL SET? JERRY: WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? JUSTUS: WE PLAY ACCORDING TO MY RULES. JERRY: DONE. HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR A RETAINER? JUSTUS: NOTHING. THIS WILL BE STRICTLY ON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS. YOU'LL TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED, AND IF THERE'S NO CONFLICT OF INTEREST WITH JASON'S BUSINESS, I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I'M IN. JERRY: FAIR ENOUGH. JUSTUS: THERE'S ONE MORE THING. JERRY: NAME IT. JUSTUS: ANY DEALINGS YOU AND I HAVE WILL HAVE TO BE OUTSIDE PORT CHARLES, PREFERABLY OUTSI THE COUNTRY. JERRY: I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. ANYTHING ELSE? JUSTUS: THAT'LL DO FOR THE MOMENT. JERRY: YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. I'M GOING TO BREATHE A LOT EASIER KNOWING I PUT YOU ON MY SIDE. JUSTUS: LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW. THE ONLY SIDE I'M ON IS MY OWN. JERRY: A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. JUSTUS: I'LL WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU, THEN. JERRY: WHAT ABOUT MORGAN? JUSTUS: WHAT ABOUT HIM? ALAN: HEY, HE'S GROWING LIKE THE PROVERBIAL WEED. I REMEMBER YOU WN YOU WERE HIS AGE, AND I WOULD HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS. IT'S AMAZING HOW KIDS GROW UP, ISN'T IT? HOW'S CARLY DOING? JASON: I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY VISITORS. ALAN: OH, I'M SORRY. I -- IT MUST BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU RAISING A CHILD ON YOUR OWN WITH EVERYTHING ELSE THAT YOU HAVE TO DO. JASON: WHY ARE YOU HERE? ALAN: WELL, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN TOO GOOD FOR ME LATELY. IT'S NOT THE USUAL CRAZINESS IN THE FAMILY. YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW, BUT I HAD -- I HAD AN OPERATION ON MHAND TO CORRECT AN OLD INJURY SO I COULD PERFORM SURGERY AGAIN. AND I'M IN SUCH PAIN NOW I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON MY WORK. JASON: TAKE SOME ASPIRIN. ALAN: IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S THE KIND OF PAIN THAT REQUIRES MUCH STRONGER DICATION. ACTUALLY, THE FAMILY THINKS THAT I'M HOOKED ON PAINKILLERS. THEY NEVER GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT. THEY'VE ACTUALLY HIDDEN MY PILLS FROM ME. JASON: WHAT DO YOU WANT? ALAN: WELL, I WAS JUST HING THAT BECAUSE OF THE LINE OF BUSINESS THAT YOU'RE IN, MAYBE YOU COULD GET ME SOME MEDICATION OUTSIDE THE NORMAL SOURCES. JASON: YOU WANT ME TO SCORE DRUGS FOR YOU? ALAN: I CAN'T WORK. MY WHOLE LIFE IS FALLING APART. PLEASE. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS FOR ME. EXCUSE ME, MISS? DOES THAT CAMERA OF YOURS GIVE YOU EASY DROP-IN LOADING LIKE THIS? NO WAY. THEN CAN IT GIVE YOU 3 DIFFERENT PICTURE OPTIONS FOR BETTER PICTURES MORE OFTEN? OH. TOO BAD. HOW ABOUT AN INDEX PRINT SO IT'S EASY TO ORDER REPRINTS? NAH, DIDN'T THINK SO. MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED ISN'T JUST ANOTHER CAMERA. WHAT YOU NEED IS AN ADVANCED PHOTO SYSTEM LIKE KODAK ADVANTIX. IT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF FILM. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF CAMERA. IT'S A BETTER WAY TO TAKE PICTURES... FURTHER. (toy voice sings)ü AGE-CHALLENGED MC DONALD ü ü HAD AN AGRICULTURAL COLLECTIVE ü ü EE-EI-EE-EI-OH. ü ü AND ON THAT COLLECTIVE HE HAD FREE-RANGE POULTRY üü THE HERSHEY BAR. THE MINI ? OR LEGGINGS ? DEPENDS ON THE SHOES. NEED SHOES ! MOM ! SHE'S NEVER BEEN THIS FREAKED OUT ABOUT GOING TO THE MOVIES. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MOVIE. IT'S ABOUT THE BOYS AT THE MOVIE. BOYS ? EXPERIENCING FASHION SCHIZOPHRENIA ? CHECK OUT THE STYLE THE PRICE SALE AT PAYLESS. A GREAT SELECTION OF WOMEN'S CASUALS, JUST $12.99. WE DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ? THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. A HOUSE CALL WITH DR. T. BERRY BRAZELTON. DON'T RUSH YOUR TODDLER INTO TOILET TRAINING... OR LET ANYONE ELSE TELL YOU IT'S TIME. - NO ! - IT'S GOT TO BE HIS CHOICE. SO I'M GLAD THERE'S FINALLY A BIGGER DIAPER FOR GROWING TODDLERS. WHAT A BIG HELP AND A TERRIFIC IDEA. NOW HE CAN DECIDE FOR HIMSELF WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. IT'S GOT TO BE HIS ACHIEVEMENT-- NO ONE ELSE'S. INTRODUCING PAMPERS SIZE 6-- SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR GROWING TODDLERS. ü IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE ü ü YOU'VE COME SO FAR YOU SEE THE LIGHT ü ü THE DREAM IS REAL THE FUTURE'S BRIGHT ü ü YOU GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ü ü AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE ü ü YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ü ü PANTENE ü ü AND ALL YOU WANT IS EVERYTHING ü [ Announcer ] PANTENE PRO-V: PART OF EVERY DAY, PART OF EVERY WAY YOU SHINE. ü IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE ü I DON'T COMPROMISE ON MY LAXATIVE. I WANT BOTH STRONG AND GENTLE. SO I CHOOSE DULCOLAX. DULCOLAX IS STRONG. SO EFFECTIVE, DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT MOST. AND IT'S GENTLE, WITH COMFORT COATING. WHY COMPROMISE ? JASON: GET OUT. ALAN: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M DESPERATE. JASON: NO, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE, AND I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR MICHAEL. ALAN: WHAT, DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD HURT MY OWN GRANDSON? PLEASE, JASON, YOU'VE GOT THIS ALL WRONG. I'M IN TERRIBLE PAIN. JASON: NO, YOU'RE A JUNKIE. ALAN: AND YOU'RE THE HEAD OF ORGANIZED CRIME IN THIS CITY! DON'T YOU GET SO DAMN SANCTIMONIOUS WITH ME! PROBABLY HALF YOUR INCOME COMES FROM TRAFFICKING IN DRUGS. YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT IT STASHED ALL OVER THE APARTMENT RIGHT WHERE YOUR SON SLEEPS. JASON: FIRST OF ALL, YOU JUNKIE, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. I DON'T DEAL IN DRUGS. I NEVER HAVE, I NEVER WILL, AND I DON'T LIE AND HURT THE PEOPLE I'M SUPPOSED TO PROTECT. ALAN: OH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT EMILY WOULD CONFIDE IN YOU. THE ONLY REASON THAT I LOST MY TEMPER IS BECAUSE OF THE AGONY THAT I HAVE IN THIS HAND. JASON: IS THAT THE SAME HAND YOU WERE GOING TO SMACK HER WITH? ALAN: OH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL TOGETHER NOW, DON'T YOU? NOW I KNOW WHY SHE WAS SO UPSET WITH ME. YOU'VE BEEN COACHING HER. YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME. YOU TURNED MY WHOLE FAMILY AGAINST ME. JASON: THIS CONVERSION'S OVER. ALAN: I'M SORRY, JASON. YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THAT. IT'S THE PAIN. IT MAKES ME SAY CRAZY THINGS. JASON: GET OUT. ALAN: DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! I'M YOUR FATHER. I'M NOT LEAVING NOW! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU! PLEASE. JASON, PLEASE. JASON: BACK OFF. ALAN: PLEASE. PLEASE, JASON. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. PLEASE. DARA: OK, THAT'S IT. IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHY YOHAVE THAT GOOFY LOOK ON YOUR FACE, I'M GOING TO GO SIT SOMEPLACE ELSE. TAGGERT: IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. JUST AS SOON AS IT'S FINISHED, I'M GOING TO HAND IT OVER TO YOU GIFT-WRAPPED. DARA: THIS MUST BE SOME BUST. TAGGERT: OH, BELIEVE ME, IT IS. FOR ONCE IN THIS TOWN, JUSTICE IS GOING TO BE SERVED WITH A CAPITAL J. DARA: YOU'RE NOT TOO SURE OF YOURSELF, ARE YOU? TAGGERT: WELL, SOMETIMES THINGS JUST COME TOGETHER LIKE THEY'RE MEANT TO BE -- LIKE YOU AND ME. VICTOR: NO SECOND THOUGHTS? KEVIN: SURE, BUT NOT ABOUT GETTING MARRIED TODAY. VICTOR: LUCY -- KEVIN: I KNOW. WORDS ARE SCREAMINGLY INADEQUATE. VICTOR: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, SON. KEVIN: THANKS. KEVIN: WHAT? MAC: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM? KEVIN: I LOVE LUCY. IF I HAD TO WAIT A WEEK UP HERE, IT WOULDN'T MATTER TO ME. MAC: YEAH. WELL, IF IT TAKES MUCH LONGER, YOLL BE WAITING YOURSELF. KEVIN: YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING SO, MAC, YOU SEEM AWFULLY AGITATED. IS THERE ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND -- SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? MAC: ABSOLUTELY NOT. NED: ALEXIS, IT'S ME. I MISS YOU. CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN. ELIZABETH: I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME. I FEEL AWFUL THAT YOU HAD TO SPEND ALL YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON NEW CLOTHES. LUCKY: NO, YOU'RE WORTH IT. ELIZABETH: OH, YOUR AUNT BOBBIE'S WAVING AT ME. I THINK SHE WANTS TO SAY HELLO. WANT TO COME ALONG? LUCKY: NOT REALLY. AUDREY: LUCKY, YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD EFFECT ON ELIZABETH. SHE ABSOLUTELY LIGHTS UP WHEN YOU'RE AROUND. I DO THANK YOU. LUCKY: WELL, YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS QUITE AMAZING. MAYBE EVEN SOMEDAY, SHE'LL BELIEVE IT HERSELF. AUDREY: WELL, I SUSPECT WITH YOU AS HER FRIEND, IT WON'T BE THAT LONG. JUST BE PATIENT WITH HER. LUCKY: WELL, I GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO ELIZABETH. BOBBIE: YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU'RE SMILING. AND I THINK I EVEN DETECTED A LAUGH A LITTLE WHILE AGO. ELIZABETH: WELL, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN I'M WITH LUCKY. I JUST WISH I COULD DO THE SAME FOR HIM. HE'S HAVING SUCH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW. BOBBIE: WELL, TELL HIM I SAID HI AND TELL HIM IF HE EVER NEEDS ANYTHING FROM ME -- ELIZABETH: I WILL. MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER SOON. BOBBIE: I'D LIKE THAT. JERRY: AM I A LUCKY MAN OR WHAT? AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE PLACE. I'VE MISSED YOU. MARIA: FELICIA! OH, MY DARLING. OH, I'M SO GLAD THE CEREMONY HASN'T STARTED. THE PLANE WAS LATE, THEY LOST MY LUGGAGE, AND -- OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. OH, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? FELICIA: I'M FINE. MARIA: OH, MY -- FELICIA: THE GIRLS SAVED A SEAT FOR YOU INSIDE. MARIA: ALL RIGHT. OK. ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. FELICIA: I LOVE YOU. V: HELLO. MARIA: HELLO! MAXIE: HI, GRANDMA! MARIA: OH, DARLING. HELLO, DEAR. V: THERE'S STILL TIME. FELICIA: DON'T EVEN SAY IT. SCOTT: LUCY. LUCY: OH. HI, PAL. SCOTT: HI. LUCY: OH. SERENA, YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. SERENA: THANK YOU. I BET YOU LOOK PRETTY, TOO. SCOTT: SHE DOES. SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. PRETTIEST BRIDE I'VE EVER SEEN -- EXCEPT MAYBE YOUR MOTHER. WELL, LISTEN -- GOOD LUCK. COME ON. LUCY: SEE YOU. SCOTT: WE'LL GO OVER HERE, SEE MAXIE, GEORGIE -- AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITH THEM, OK? AND THEN I'M GOING TO BE AT THE END WAITING FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? SERENA: OK, DADDY. SCOTT: OK. MAXIE: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE GLASSES? SERENA: TO PROTECT MY EYES SO THEY WON'T GET HURT ANYMORE. MAXIE: WE'LL HOLD YOUR HAND DOWN THE AISLE, OK? SERENA: OK. V: OK, GREAT. CAN WE GET ALL LINED UP? OK. YOU, SWEETIE -- THERE YOU GO. YOU GOT IT? OK, GREAT. LET'S GO. FELICIA: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? LUCY: YEAH. I'LL BE FINE. COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE TO COMPOSE MYSELF AND MAYBE YOU COULD START UP THE AISLE FIRST, PLEASE? FELICIA: NO, NO, WE AGREED YOU WOULD GO FIRST. LUCY: NO, PLEASE. FELICIA, JUST DO THIS FOR ME, PLEASE. FELICIA: YEAH. ["HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYS] LUCY: PSST. PSST, FELICIA. WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. PSST. FELICIA, COME BACK. STOP -- STOP IT. PSST. FELICIA, WAIT FOR ME. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UP THERE WITH YOU. PSST. OH, MY GOODNESS. OK. LUCY: PSST. [LAUGHTER] [LUCY SCREAMS] LUCY: HI. KEVIN: HI. LUCY: OH! WHAT WERE YOU DOING? OH. REV. McINTIRE: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE BE SEATED. FELICIA: READY. MAC: FELICIA. MARRY ME. JASON: I'M TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO DRUGS IN THIS APARTMENT. ALAN: I HAVE NO PLACE ELSE LEFT TO GO. JASON: THEN CHECK YOURSELF INTO A HOSPITAL. ALAN: I CAN'T DO THAT. IT'LL RUIN MY REPUTATION. I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE AGAIN. JASON: LOOK, ALAN, GET OUT! YOU'RE SCARING MICHAEL. ALAN: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, JASON MORGAN. TONY JONES WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE A FATHER. YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFRENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG, AND NEITHER DOES THAT PITIFUL EXCUSE YOU CALL HIS MOTHER! YOU PUT THIS CHILD'S LIFE AT RISK EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFE OF GETTING BLOWN UP OR SHOT, AND NOW YOU PUT ROBIN'S LIFE AT RISK. YOU COME AND TELL ME HOW SELF-RIGHTEOUS YOU ARE WHEN ONE OF THEM GETS HURT! [MICHAEL CRIES] JASON: I'M TALKING MICHAEL UPSTAIRS. YOU BETTER BE GONE WHEN I GET BACK. IT'S OK, COME ON. IT'S OK, COME ON. ALAN: PLEASE, JASON. I'M SORRY. IT'S THE PAIN. FELICIA: MARRY YOU? MAC: FELICIA, I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND. YOU ARE THE ONE PERSON WHO I LOOK TO IN THE WHOLE WORLD WHEN THERE'S A PROBLEM OR WANT TO BE WITH WHEN I'M HAPPY. LOOK, I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE SAID ALL OF THIS TO YOU BEFORE, BUT I WAS AFRAID YOU'D TURN ME DOWN. FELICIA: I LOVE YOU, MAC. MAC: IS THAT A YES? FELICIA: YES. YES. YES. >> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM THE NEXT "PORTHARLES." SOMETIMES WHEN YOU NEED A HELPING HAND, - [ Speaking Italian ] - I'M PRETTY MUCH LOST. IT'S AMAZING HOW FAR A HEALTHY WHITE SMILE CAN TAKE YOU. [ Chattering In Italian ] - MOLTO, MOLTO GRAZIE. - NEW CREST EXTRA WHITENING. WORKS KINDA LIKE A DENTIST'S PASTE. IT GENTLY POLISHES... - TO LET YOUR NATURAL WHITENESS SHINE THROUGH. - [ Horn Honking ] WHICH IS ONE WAY TO BREAK THE LANGUAGE BARRIER. NEW CREST EXTRA WHITENING.  WANT TO DO SOME MARATHON SHOPPING ? SO MANY THINGS, SO LITTLE TIME. SEARS "72 HOUR SALE." WITH STOREWIDE SAVINGS INCLUDING ALL CRAFTSMAN FROM TOOLS TO TRACTORS. THIS THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY ONLY. DON'T SIT THIS ONE OUT. v|vv - [ Laughing ] - WHEN YOU HAVE ONLY ONE OF SOMETHING KIDS WANT... AND TWO KIDS, THERE'S USUALLY TROUBLE. BUT AT LEAST ONE OF THE THINGS THEY BOTH WANT IS SUNNY DELIGHT. LAST ONE. ONLY ONE. MMM. HALF ? HALF AN HOUR. - THEY LOVE THE TASTE, YOU LOVE THE VITAMINS. - THAT'S NOT HALF ! - SO, EVERYTHING'S COOL. FOR A MINUTE. - NOW IT IS. REACH FOR THE GOOD STUFF. REACH FOR THE SUN. NEW KLEENEX COTTONELLE IS NOW SOFTER THAN THE LEADING BRAND. OH ? HMM. NO WONDER MORE PEOPLE PREFER IT. AHH. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, GUYS. NEW KLEENEX COTTONELLE. YEAH. S A FRIEND TO A CHILD IN NEED. ALL YOU NEED TO BE IS A RESPONSIBLE, CARING ADULT WILLING TO TALK OR READ OR PLAY A SPORT. THAT LITTLE INVESTMENT MAY BE ALL A KID NEEDS TO BOOST HIS SELF-ESTEEM. SMALL INVESTMENT, BIG RETURN. CHILDREN FIRST. CALL FOR A CONTACT IN YOUR AREA. REV. McINTIRE: LUCY AND KEVIN COME TO BE JOINED. JOE: WHAT ON EARTH IS EVE UP TO? SERENA: WHEN DO THEY SAY "I DO"? REV. McINTIRE: IF THERE IS ANYONE AMONG YOU WHO CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE WHY KEVIN AND LUCY COEAY NOT BE LAWFULLY MARRIED, SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE