gh july 29 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC, INC.] MAC: OH, BOY. PARIS IS FOR LOVERS, HUH? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY CAN HAVE IT. CAN YOU GET YOUR PURSE FIXED? FELICIA: ONLY IF WE GO TO LOURDES. MAC: OH. YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL THAT WAITER'S FAULT, FELICIA. ALL I DID WAS ASK FOR AN EXTRA CUP OF COFFEE AND HE PRACTICALLY STARTED A SECOND FRENCH REVOLUTION WAVING HIS HAND, SHAKING HIS FIST, MAKING EVERYBODY UPSET. FELICIA: EVERYBODY -- EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE THIEF THAT WENT AFTER MY PURSE THROUGH ALL THE COMMOTION. AND THEN YOU WENT AFTER HIM AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY THAT CITROEN. MAC: WELL, IT STOPPED. FELICIA: ONLY BECAUSE IT RAN INTO A SOUVENIR STAND. MAC: WHICH I ENDED UP REIMBURSING THE OWNER FOR ALL THE DAMAGED GOODS. FELICIA: NOT TO MENTION WHAT WE HAD TO FORK OVER TO THE GENDARMES FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE. MAC, LET'S FACE IT. WE'RE HAVING A REALLY CRUMMY DAY. AND WHEN WE GET HOME, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO? I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE TITLE'S GOING TO BE? "FRANCE ON 10 MISDEMEANORS A DAY." MAC: COME ON, NOW. IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. I MEAN, AFTER I SETTLED EVERYTHING WITH THE SOUVENIR LADY, SHE -- SHE GAVE ME WHAT SHE COULD RECOVER. FELICIA: WE CAN'T USE THOSE AS SOUVENIRS. MAC: WHY NOT? WAIT A MINUTE. WE CAN PIECE SOME OF THIS TOGETHER, YOU KNOW -- SOME OF THE GOOD ONES FOR THE GIRLS. FELICIA: OH. SIX HOURS AGO, WE SET OUT TO HAVE A VERY NICE BREAKFAST AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A CROISSANT. MAC: ALL BECAUSE I JUST ASKED FOR A CUP OF CAFARD. FELICIA: MAC, I TOLD YOU, THE WORD FOR COFFEE IS "CAFE." MAC: OH, REALLY? OH, REALLY? WELL, I DON'T THINK SO, LITTLE MISS HIGH SCHOOL FRENCH. NO. RIGHT THERE. FELICIA: THAT'S MRS. HIGH SCHOOL FRENCH TO YOU. LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE. OH. I SEE THE PROBLEM HERE. MAC: WHAT? FELICIA: "CAFARD" IS NOT COFFEE. IT'S COCKROACH. MAC: COME ON, FELICIA, YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON. COME ON, NO, REALLY. WELL, LOOK, THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THIS GLOSSARY THING. FELICIA: YOU ASKED THE WAITER IF HE HAD ANY COCKROACHES. MAC: FELICIA, WHO PUTS A WORD LIKE THAT IN THIS PHRASE BOOK, ANYWAY? WHERE DO THEY THINK WE'RE STAYING? ALL RIGHT. FROM NOW ON, YOU DO ALL OUR COMMUNICATING. FELICIA: VOULEZ-VOUS THIS. ALEXIS: FAMILY COURT. FAMILY -- OH, GOD. [KNOCK ON DOOR] ALEXIS: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. ALEXIS: HI. YOU'RE UP AND ABOUT EARLY. COME ON IN. NIKOLAS: I NEVER WENT TO SLEEP. ALEXIS: WHAT'S GOING ON? NIKOLAS: I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FAMILY. ALEXIS: NOT IF STEFAN'S SO-CALLED BRILLIANT ATTORNEY HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. NIKOLAS: BUT DO YOU? REALLY? HUH? EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE MY UNCLE LOCKED UP FOR WHO HE IS, NOT FOR WHAT HE'S ACCUSED OF. ALEXIS: LET ME -- LET ME CALL ROOM SERVICE. I'M GOING TO GET YOU SOME BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING. NIKOLAS: NO, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING. ALEXIS: THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY NEW DEVELOPMENTS ON THIS CASE FOR A WHILE, SO WHY THE SUDDEN OUTBURST? NIKOLAS: LAURA. ALEXIS: WHAT DID SHE DO? NIKOLAS: NOTHING EARTH SHATTERING. SHE JUST BECAME A PART OF MY LIFE -- PICNIC IN THE PARK, DINNER AT WYNDEMERE. FIRST TIME SINCE I CAN REMEMBER I HAVE SOMETHING AROUND ME THAT RESEMBLES A FAMILY. I HAVE A SISTER AND A MOTHER -- AND THE CLOSEST THING TO A FATHER I'LL EVER KNOW. ALEXIS: IT'S A POWERFUL EXPERIENCE, SO I'M TOLD. NIKOLAS: YEAH, WELL, IF THE PEOPLE OF THIS TOWN HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, THAT WILL ALL BE TAKEN AWAY. AND MY TESTIMONY MAY HELP THEM DO IT. PLEASE, TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT SO THE PERSON WHO REALLY KILLED KATHERINE DOESN'T WIN. JASON: LOOK, JUST ONE MORE SPOONFUL, MICHAEL. PLEASE, JUST ONE MORE SPOONFUL. ROBIN: OH. [JASON LAUGHS] JASON: I DON'T THINK THE CARROTS ARE GOING OVER VERY WELL. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK TO -- ROBIN: YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE PEAS. JASON: YEAH. HMM. ARE YOU LEAVING SO SOON? ROBIN: YES. I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I'M HAVING A LATE BREAKFAST WITH BRENDA. WHAT ABOUT YOU? JASON: WELL, I'M MEETING JUSTUS. THAT'S LATER. WHAT, THIS L&B THING'S REALLY HAPPENING, HUH? ROBIN: YEP, FULL SPEED AHEAD. THAT'S WHAT THIS BREAKFAST IS ABOUT. HEY, WHAT'S THIS? JASON: WHAT? ROBIN: THIS A NEW HOBBY? JASON: OH. I'M TAKING A PICTURE OF MICHAEL EACH DAY FOR A RECORD. ROBIN: OH. JASON: HERE YOU GO. ROBIN: TRYING TO HOLD ON TO HIS BABY DAYS? JASON: THEY'RE FOR CARLY. WHERE THEY'RE KEEPING HER, MICHAEL CAN'T EVEN VISIT SO I JUST, YOU KNOW, WANT HER TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SEE HOW HE'S CHANGING EVERY DAY. THERE YOU GO. ROBIN: THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL. JASON: UH-HUH. ROBIN: CAN I TAKE ONE? JASON: YEAH. WHAT DO YOU SAY, MICHAEL? THIS'LL BE A GOOD ONE? ROBIN: CHEESE. JASON: HERE. ROBIN: THAT WAS PERFECT. JASON: OH, MAN. ROBIN: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULDN'T MIND A COPY FOR MYSELF. JASON: OK. WOULD YOU GET THIS CARROT OUT OF MY EAR FIRST, WILL YOU? ROBIN: I'M GOING TO GET BOTH OF YOU. JASON: AH. HERE YOU GO. ROBIN: HI! HI. JAX: HEY, YOU SLEEPING IN LATE? EXCUSE ME, BUT IS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE IN? BRENDA: HI. JAX: HI. BRENDA: I'M A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED THIS MORNING. JAX: WELL, PREOCCUPY YOURSELF WITH THIS. BRENDA: WHAT'S THIS? JAX: IT'S THE FUTURE -- HOW MUCH OF IT IS UP TO YOU. IT'S 500 ACRES OF ISLAND REAL ESTATE OFF FIJI. PLANTATION-STYLE HOUSE, 12 BEACHES, AN EXTREMELY LOYAL STAFF, AND OF COURSE A YACHT. NO ISLAND HOUSE SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE. BRENDA: OH, YOU BOUGHT THIS? JAX: NO, NO. BUT IT'S AN OPTION, IF YOU LIKE IT, WHEN WE GET THERE. YOU KNOW, MAC AND FELICIA'S WEDDING GOT ME THINKING ABOUT OURS, AND YOU STILL WANT TO GET MARRIED ON YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY, RIGHT? BRENDA: YEAH. WHY? JAX: WELL, I FIGURED, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PLANNING THE WEDDING AND I THOUGHT I'D PLAN THE HONEYMOON. AND ANYTHING WORTHY OF YOU THEN REQUIRES PLANNING NOW. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FIJI? BRENDA: WELL, FIJI IS -- BEAUTIFUL. IT'S ME THAT I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT. I'M -- I'M JUST NOT SURE THAT I'LL BE OVER MY FEAR OF FLYING BY NOVEMBER. JAX: WELL, HUMAN CIVILIZATION GOT BY 10,000 YEARS WITHOUT FLYING. WE'LL TAKE A LIMO TO NEW YORK, WE'LL TAKE A SLEEPER TO THE COAST. AND FROM THERE ON, WE'LL TAKE A STATEROOM ON A LUXURY LINER TO HAWAII. FROM THERE ON, IT'S HANDS ON DECK ALL THE WAY TO FIJI. BRENDA: WOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, BUT EXACTLY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT DREAM WOULD TAKE? LIKE A YEAR? JAX: WELL, WITH JERRY ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR RIGHT NOW AND A FEW WRINKLES ABOUT TO BE IRONED OUT ON THE DOCKS PROJECT, I CAN AFFORD TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF WITH MY NEW WIFE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BRENDA: OH, EVERYTHING'S HAPPENING REALLY FAST. I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY. JAX: IT SEEMS LIKE IT COULDN'T HAPPEN QUICKLY ENOUGH WHEN YOU WERE PURSUING ME SO RELENTLESSLY. SO WHAT'S GOING ON? LEVER 200O PURE RAIN DEODORANT SOAP. THE COOL DEODORANT SCENT IS SO INVIGORATING... YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET CLOSE. BUT PURE RAIN ALSO HAS MOISTURIZERS... FOR SKIN THAT FEELS BETTER... AND MAKES YOU WANT TO STAY CLOSE. AND NOTHING'S MORE INVIGORATING THAN THAT. LEVER 2000 PURE RAIN. THE REFRESHING CLEAN FOR ALL YOUR 2000 PARTS. DO YOU USE THE SAME CORN PADS... YOUR GRANDMOTHER USED ? NOW THERE'S A BREAKTHROUGH. INTRODUCING BAND-AID BRAND CORN RELIEF. IT COVERS THE WHOLE CORN, RELIEVING THE AWFUL PAINFUL PRESSURE. PLUS IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE THAN YOUR OLD PAD. AND IT STAYS IN PLACE BETTER. AFTER ALL, IT'S FROM BAND-AID BRAND. NEW BAND-AID BRAND CUSHIONS FOR FEET. FOR CALLUSES, HEEL CRACKS, OR TO PREVENT BLISTERS, TRY THE LINE OF BAND-AID BRAND CUSHIONS FOR FEET. WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF US, AND HE HAD TO GET HEARTBURN... WHO KNEW THEY'D HAVE SUCH GOOD ONION RINGS? HE STILL THINKS HE CAN EAT LIKE A KID. I CAN...I JUST PAY FOR IT... SO I TOLD HIM, WOULD IT HURT TO TAKE TAGAMET WITH YOU? GOOD IDEA. BECAUSE TAGAMET GIVES YOU LONG LASTING HEARTBURN PROTECTION AND IT'S FAST. IN FACT, TAGAMET STARTS REDUCING STOMACH ACID FASTER THAN PEPCID AC. HE NEVER LISTENS... NOW I DON'T HAVE TO. WITH TAGAMET, YOU CAN EAT LIKE A KID AGAIN. - DON'T HAVE DANDRUFF ? - THAT'S TOO BAD. BECAUSE IF YOU DID, PANTENE HAS A NEW SHAMPOO... THAT TURNS DANDRUFF PROBLEMS INTO HEALTHY, SHINY HAIR. INTRODUCING PRO-V ANTI-DANDRUFF SHAMPOO. PEOPLE WHO DO HAVE DANDRUFF WILL APPRECIATE HOW PANTENE... COMBINES A LEADING DANDRUFF-FIGHTING TECHNOLOGY... WITH PRO-VITAMIN CONDITIONING. SO IF YOU HAD ITCHING AND FLAKING, YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF IT WHILE IMPROVING YOUR HAIR'S HEALTHY SHINE. NEW PANTENE PRO-V ANTI-DANDRUFF SHAMPOO. NOT THAT YOU NEED IT. BRENDA: YOU'RE RIGHT. I -- I DO HAVE SOMETHING ON MY MIND. IT'S JUST L&B, YOU KNOW. I -- IT'S THE BIGGEST RESPONSIBILITY I'VE TAKEN ON SINCE -- JAX: THE BREAKDOWN. I KNOW. BRENDA: YEAH. AND I'M JUST SCARED. I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN HANDLE IT RIGHT NOW. JAX: WELL, A FEW NERVES -- THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED AT THE BEGINNING OF ANY NEW ENTERPRISE. BUT YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. BRENDA: YEAH. I LOVE YOUR CONFIDENCE IN ME. BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE KIND OF PERSON WHO CAN RUN MY LIFE OVER A CELL PHONE, SO WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE ABLE TO GO TO FIJI IN NOVEMBER. JAX: OH, FIJI CAN WAIT. I MEAN, WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, RIGHT? BRENDA: YOU MEAN IT? JAX: YEAH. I GOT TO ADMIT, I WAS KIND OF PLANNING TO CONCENTRATE ON US FOR A LITTLE WHILE, BUT WE CAN BE SELFISH TOGETHER ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD, RIGHT? BRENDA: SURE. JAX: ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GOT TO GO. I MEAN, CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR WANTING YOU ALL TO MYSELF IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? BRENDA: NO, I CAN'T. BUT, YOU KNOW, THINGS JUST HAPPEN SOMETIMES IN LIFE. JAX: ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? BRENDA: WELL -- RIGHT NOW, IN PARTICULAR, I HAVE A MEETING WITH ROBIN. SO YOU NEED TO GET OUT -- RIGHT AWAY. JAX: OK. OH, BY THE WAY -- BRENDA: HMM? JAX: I LOVE YOU. BRENDA: OH, WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO. JAX: SEE YOU. BRENDA: BYE. FELICIA: YOU KNOW WHAT? WAIT. JUST A SECOND. JUST A MINUTE. SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. PUT YOUR BOTTOM RIGHT THERE. MAC: WHAT? FELICIA: OUR NEW LIFE TOGETHER ISN'T JUST ABOUT US. IT'S ABOUT THE TWO LITTLE GIRLS, TOO, YOU KNOW. MAC: YES, I KNOW, TWO GREAT GIRLS. FELICIA, THEY WERE IN MY LIFE BEFORE. THEY'RE IN MY LIFE NOW. NOTHING'S CHANGED. FELICIA: YES, IT HAS. WE'RE MARRIED. WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. MAC: OH, I SEE. SO WE'RE THE FIRST WEDDING IN HISTORY WHERE THE KIDS WERE EXPECTED AND THE WEDDING WAS A SURPRISE. FELICIA: WELL, WE NEED TO START MAKING PLANS NOW, LIKE WHERE WE'RE GOING TO LIVE AS A FAMILY. MAC: WELL, MY HOUSE IS BIGGER. WE ALMOST LIVED THERE ONCE BEFORE. WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH ME? FELICIA: I THINK THAT SOUNDS TERRIFIC. MAC: GOOD. NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED -- FELICIA: DO YOU THINK THAT WE'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS? MAC: WELL, ISN'T THAT THE IDEA? FELICIA: WELL, IF WE ARE, THEN I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN OUR ROOM AND THE GIRLS' ROOM. MAC: OK. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- IF IT MEANS BEING CLOSER TO YOU, I WILL MOVE OUR MATTRESS OUT TO THE TOOL SHED, OK? NOW, ANY MORE QUESTIONS? FELICIA: NONE. WE'LL MOVE IN JUST AS SOON AS THE DECORATING IS COMPLETE. MAC: WELL, NOW WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY THE PLACE LOOKS? FELICIA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S A BACHELOR PAD. EVER SINCE ROBIN MOVED OUT, IT IS 100% BACHELOR PAD. WHAT YOU NEED IS A WOMAN'S TOUCH. MAC: OK, THAT'S FINE. FELICIA: OK. MAC: ABSOLUTELY. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO THE PLACE. JUST DON'T TOUCH ROBIN'S ROOM. ROBIN'S ROOM STAYS THE SAME. OK? FELICIA: WELL, WHY? SHE'S GOING TO BE MOVING IN WITH JASON, ANYWAY. MAC: WHAT? FELICIA: WELL, YOU HAVE TO ALLOW FOR THE POSSIBILITY, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. MAC: NO, I DON'T LIKE IT, AND I DON'T HAVE TO ALLOW FOR THE POSSIBILITY. FELICIA, I JUST WANT ROBIN TO HAVE A PLACE THAT SHE CAN GO TO ANYTIME SHE WANTS, WHENEVER SHE WANTS, FOR WHATEVER REASON -- OR NO REASON -- EXCEPT THAT SHE'S LOVED, OK? FELICIA: SOUNDS LIKE A PLACE I JUST FOUND. NIKOLAS: LUKE SPENCER SHOULD BE SITTING IN A JAIL CELL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. HE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED KATHERINE. ALEXIS: WE DON'T KNOW THAT, NIKOLAS. NIKOLAS: YES, WE DO. WE JUST CAN'T PROVE IT. I SWEAR TO YOU, ALEXIS, IF HE DESTROYS MY FAMILY WITH THIS LIE, I'LL FIND THE PROOF MYSELF AND BURY HIM WITH IT. ALEXIS: I'M CURRENTLY OF THE OPINION THAT HELENA IS THE MORE LIKELY SUSPECT. NIKOLAS: THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. ALEXIS: WHY NOT? SHE HAD MOTIVATION TO KILL KATHERINE. SHE CERTAINLY HAD THE MEANS TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN. NIKOLAS: YEAH, BUT NOT THE WAY THAT IT DID. I COULD HAVE FALLEN FROM THAT PARAPET JUST AS EASILY AS KATHERINE DID, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST FINE WITH LUKE, BUT HELENA WOULD NEVER PUT MY LIFE AT RISK LIKE THAT. ALEXIS: I'M SORRY, NIKOLAS, BUT THAT JUST ISN'T TRUE. LOVE AND LOYALTY ARE JUST WORDS TO HELENA. THEY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING. NIKOLAS: BUT "POWER" IS A WORD THAT SHE DOES LIKE. SHE STILL THINKS SHE CAN REGAIN CONTROL OF THE CASSADINE EMPIRE. BUT SHE CAN'T DO IT IF I'M DEAD -- OR IF I DISAPPEAR, WHICH MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA RIGHT NOW. ALEXIS: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. STEFAN NEEDS YOU. NIKOLAS: WHAT HE NEEDS IS MY SILENCE, FOR ME TO GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, ONE WITHOUT AN EXTRADITION TREATY WITH THE UNITED STATES. ALEXIS: THAT WOULD MAKE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE FOR STEFAN. MOST OF WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY TO A JURY WILL BENEFIT HIM, AND ANY NEGATIVE TESTIMONY THAT DARA FORCES OUT OF YOU I WILL NEUTRALIZE. BUT IF YOU GO, THAT WILL JUST MAKE STEFAN LOOK GUILTY. BESIDES, HE WOULD MISS YOU TERRIBLY IF YOU LEFT PORT CHARLES, NOT TO MENTION HOW I WOULD FEEL -- OR YOUR MOTHER. NIKOLAS: YEAH. SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T TAKE IT TOO WELL. ALEXIS: NO, I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD. SHE'D BE AT WYNDEMERE EVERY SINGLE DAY, WANTING TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR WHEREABOUTS. AND THIS IS THE WORST TIME FOR HER TO SHOW HER PRESENCE HERE. IN FACT, STEFAN IS IGNORING ALL OF MY ADVICE ABOUT THIS, SO I'M HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD HELP TO KEEP LAURA AWAY. NIKOLAS: WHAT, FROM MY UNCLE? ALEXIS: FROM ALL OF US. ANY HINT OF AN ATTACHMENT BETWEEN LAURA AND STEFAN, IT COULD BE DEVASTATING NIKOLAS: I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED MY MOTHER IN MY LIFE OR HOW CLOSE SHE'S BECOME, IT'S NOT WORTH MY UNCLE'S FREEDOM. TEX. CLEANING HIM'S ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE. BUT CLEANING HIS SMELL OUT OF MY RUGS-- NOT SO EASY. YEAH, WELL, MY NOT-SO-EASY-TO-CLEAN SMELL'S ALL OVER THE SOFA AND THE DRAPES. [ Announcer ] WELL, NOW THERE'S A WAY TO GET BAD SMELLS OUT OF FABRICS FOR GOOD. IT'S CALLED FEBREZE. IT'S NEW AND IT WORKS IN PLACES YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT. [ Announcer ] SEE, FEBREZE HELPS CLEAN FABRICS IN A WAY YOU NEVER COULD BEFORE. THAT MEANS GETTING SMELLS OUT, NOT JUST COVERING THEM UP. [ Announcer ] RIGHT. JUST SPRAY FEBREZE. ITS PATENTED CLEANING SYSTEM FINDS THE SMELLS TRAPPED IN FABRICS... AND GENTLY CLEANS THEM AWAY AS IT DRIES. ONCE IT'S DRY, THE SMELL'S GONE FOR GOOD. IT'S THAT EASY. SO, I WENT BACK TO THE LAUNDRY AISLE FOR MORE. IT'S EVEN SAFE ON MY FAVORITE DRESS... AND ALL KINDS OF LITTLE PROBLEMS. I'D SAY PERFECT. INTRODUCING NEW JOLLY JELLIES FROM JOLLY RANCHER. SWEET AND FRUITY, TART AND TANGY. SAME INTENSE FRUIT TASTE, BUT JOLLY JELLIES ARE SOFT AND SPROINGY! BOING! KEEP IT GOING! O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH. [MOANS] AH... BRING YOUR STICK DOWN. [MOANS] AH... BAYER RELIEVES THE INFLAMMATION THAT CAN CAUSE JOINT PAIN AND STIFFNESS. TYLENOL CAN'T. AND TAKEN REGULARLY, ONLY BAYER CAN HELP SAVE YOUR LIFE BY REDUCING THE RISK OF ANOTHER HEART ATTACK. ASK YOUR DOCTOR. O.K., BOYS, LET'S PLAY NICE. C'MON, C'MON. ALSO TRY EXTRA STRENGTH BAYER PM, THE ONLY NIGHTTIME ASPIRIN. ALEXIS: NOW, LISTEN TO ME -- LAWYERING MAY NOT BE THE MOST BELOVED PROFESSION IN THE WORLD, BUT I AM GOOD AT IT. AND IF THERE'S A PATH TO STEFAN'S INNOCENCE, I WILL FIND IT, AND IF NOT, I WILL BUILD IT MYSELF. AS SOON AS THE TRIAL IS OVER AND STEFAN IS FREE, YOU FORGE WHATEVER RELATIONSHIP WITH LAURA THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. BUT FOR NOW, YOU JUST PLAY THE PART AS I'VE WRITTEN IT, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST, ALL RIGHT? NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT. I'M SURE MY UNCLE AND I HAVE NO GREATER PROTECTOR THAN YOU, SO -- ALEXIS: YOU GET SOME SLEEP, OK? NIKOLAS: OK. ALEXIS: HI, IT'S ME. I NEED TO SEE YOU. MAC: WELL, YOU GOT OUT FAST. FELICIA: I NEVER GOT IN. THE HOT WATEWENT FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "TOURIST TRAP." MAC: WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FOR NOTHING. FELICIA: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? MAC: PROBABLY THE SAME THING WE'RE DOING HERE. FELICIA: WELL, SAY SOMETHING. MAC: YOU'RE THE LANGUAGE EXPERT. TELL THEM, "THIS IS OUR ROOM. YOU HAVE TO GO." MAN: C'EST NOTRE CHAMBRE. FOUTEZ LE CAMP. MAC: WHAT'D HE SAY? FELICIA: "THIS IS OUR ROOM. YOU HAVE TO GO." MAC: TELL HIM NO. FELICIA: NO. [KNOCK ON DOOR] JASON: YEAH? JOHNNY: MR. JACKS IS HERE. JASON: SEND HIM IN. JAX: OH, DID I INTERRUPT BREAKFAST? JASON: NOT MINE. AND IT'S OVER. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? JAX: THE DOCKS RENOVATION IS PROCEEDING AT A SNAIL'S PACE. JASON: I DON'T HEAR THE WORKERS COMPLAINING. JAX: WELL, YOU HEAR ME. SEE, IT'S COSTING MILLIONS. NOW, I DON'T MIND SPENDING THAT KIND OF MONEY IF I HAVE TO, BUT I DON'T LIKE THROWING IT AWAY. SO DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM? JASON: NO. BUT THERE WAS ONE WITH YOUR BROTHER. SONNY TOOK CARE OF THAT. JAX: FINE. SO THE ONLY OUTSTANDING MATTER IS YOUR WAR WITH EDWARD QUARTERMAINE, AND THERE'S A WAY TO SETTLE THAT BEFORE LUNCHTIME. JASON: I'M LISTENING. JAX: SEE, THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH EDWARD AT ALL IS BECAUSE YOU STILL HAVE A STAKE IN E.L.Q. [KNOCK ON DOOR] JUSTUS: HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING? JASON: JAX WAS ABOUT TO MAKE AN OFFER. RIGHT? JAX: RIGHT. I'M INTERESTED IN BUYING YOUR SHARE IN E.L.Q. JUSTUS: HANG ON. WAIT A SECOND. LET'S NOT BE HASTY. I MEAN, MAYBE THE DOCKS PROJECT IS TURNING OUT TO BE TOO MUCH OF A CHALLENGE FOR YOU, JAX. MAYBE U SHOULD CONSIDER SELLING YOUR SHARES TO US. JAX: LOOK, I'M PREPARED TO OFFER YOU MORE THAN FAIR MARKET VALUE, WITH A HEFTY INCENTIVE. SAY -- JASON: EVERYBODY LOSES SOMETHING IN A DEA WHAT'S THIS ONE GOING TO COST ME? JAX: YOUR LAST LEGAL TIES TO A FAMILY YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE -- TIES THAT ARE BEGINNING TO BIND ME, TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK ABOUT IT. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? ROBIN: HI, MY NAME'S ROBIN SCORPIO. I MADE A RESERVATION FOR TWO FOR BREAKFAST. IF MY PARTY'S THERE, CAN YOU TELL HER THAT I'M RUNNING LATE? THANKS. YEAH, HER NAME -- BRENDA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING ME AT THE GRILL RIGHT NOW. ROBIN: NEVER MIND. THANK YOU. HEY. YOU'RE LATE, TOO. BRENDA: YEAH, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. ROBIN: WELL, I CAME BY TO GET SOME FRESH CLOTHES. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? BRENDA: I THINK I'M PREGNANT. üü üü üü EVERY MONTH I GET CRAMPS, HEADACHES. I FEEL LIKE A BLIMP. I NEED MIDOL. TYLENOL'S NOT ENOUGH FOR MY PERIOD. AND MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG ON PAIN, AND IT'S GOT SOMETHING FOR BLOATING AND FATIGUE TOO. ñxóçYG`olçYú`?~co; EMBARRASSING COLD SORES. THEY'RE CAUSED BY A VIRUS. MANY PEOPLE TREAT THIS MEDICAL PROBLEM COSMETICALLY WITH LIP BALMS OR COVER-UPS ALL POWERLESS AGAINST THE COLD SORE VIRUS. BUT NOW YOUR DOCTOR CAN PRESCRIBE A MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR THE MEDICAL PROBLEM OF RECURRENT COLD SORES. PRESCRIPTI ON DENAVIR. ONLY DENAVIR HAS ANTIVIRAL COLD SORE MEDICINE THAT PENETRATES TO BLOCK THE COLD SORE VIRUS HEALING IN A WAY NO COVER-UP OR LIP BALM CAN. IN DENAVIR STUDIES, A FEW PEOPLE HAD SIDE EFFECTS LIKE HEADACHE AND REDNESS WHERE THE CREAM WAS APPLIED. CALL OR ASK YOUR PHYSICIAN OR DENTIST FOR MORE INFORMATION. DENAVIR. IS THERE A WHITENING TOOTHPASTE THAT DOESN'T USE BLEACH OR HARSH ABRASIVES? ABSOLUTELY. AQUAFRESH WHITENING'S TRICLENE FORMULA GENTLY BREAKS UP STAINS TO GET TEETH WHITER. NOT EVEN REMBRANDT WHITENS BETTER THAN AQUAFRESH WHITENING. FOR DAZZLING, WHITER TEETH. púp@p@0@q@p@ú@a@aaaaaAAaúaaúa@úú@@úú@@@@@@@@AAAAA@A ROBIN: YOU'RE PREGNANT? BRENDA: OH, GOD, IT SOUNDS EVEN MORE SCARY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE SAYS IT. ROBIN: NO, IT'S WONDERFUL. WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT? BRENDA: I HAVEN'T EXACTLY FOUND OUT. I'M JUST REALLY LATE. ROBIN: OH. YOU SHOULD TAKE A HOME PREGNANCY TEST. BRENDA: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT WHAT IF IT'S POSITIVE? OH, GOD. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THIS COULD HAEN BECAUSE WE USED PROTECTION EVERY SINGLE TIME. ROBIN: HMM. BRENDA: I MEAN, IF I'M PREGNANT, JAX NEEDS TO GET HIS DOLLAR BACK. ROBIN: WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? BRENDA: I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET. I TRIED TO TELL HIM THIS MORNING. ROBIN: BRENDA, HE IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY. BRENDA: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. HE HAS ALL THESE ROMANTIC IDEAS ABOUT OUR FUTURE TOGETHER. ROBIN: WELL, HAVING JUST COME FROM A HOME WITH A BABY IN IT, I CAN TELL YOU THERE'S ROMANCE IN THAT, TOO. BRENDA: YEAH, AND RESPONSIBILITY. ROBIN: YOU'RE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU? BRENDA: NO, I'M JUST FEELING A LITTLE OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, JAX -- AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TO BE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT THING. HE HAS ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS ABOUT OUR FUTURE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GOING TO BE THAT EXCITED ABOUT STARTING A FAMILY RIGHT AWAY. ROBIN: MM-HMM. BRENDA: I'M AFRAID OF SCARING HIM OFF. ROBIN: I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SCARED RIGHT NOW -- AND NOT JUST ABOUT WHETHER JAX IS READY TO BE A FATHER. BRENDA: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T HELP IT. I JUST KEEP ON WONDERING IF I'LL MAKE A HORRIBLE MOTHER. JAX: THE PAYMENT WILL BE MADE IN FULL TO YOU OR THE FRONT COMPANY OF YOUR CHOICE. INTERESTED? JASON: NO. JAX: LOOK, IF YOU'RE THINKING YOU'RE GOING TO GET A BETTER OFFER, YOU'RE DREAMING. JASON: IT WOULDN'T MATTER IF I DID. I'M KEEPING MY E.L.Q. STOCK. JAX: MAY I ASK WHY? JASON: NO. JAX: FINE. THEN WE'RE STILL STUCK WITH THE WORK SLOWDOWN ON THE DOCKS PROJECT. JASON: AH. A FULL-TIME CREW WILL BE ON THE JOB FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING AND FROM HERE ON OUT. JAX: IS THAT A LEGITIMATE OFFER? JASON: IT'S THE ONLY KIND I MAKE. JAX: AND YOU WANT NOTHING IN RETURN? JASON: I'D LIKE YOU TO LEAVE. JAX: DONE. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. GENTLEMEN. [DOOR CLOSES] JUSTUS: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? JASON: WHAT SONNY WANTED ME TO DO -- WORK WITH JAX, GIVE BRENDA SECURITY. JUSTUS: YOU JUST GAVE THE MAN A HUGE CONCESSION -- SOMETHING WE'VE BEEN HOLDING OVER HIS HEAD FOR MONTHS. AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE A NICKEL. HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. HELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. JASON: WHAT'S IT TO YOU? JUSTUS: IT'S JUST THE LATEST IN A SERIES OF BAD MOVES. YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME, JASON. JASON: IT'S MY GAME, JUSTUS. JUSTUS: IT'S MY NECK ALONG FOR THE RIDE. JASON: DROP IT. JUSTUS: THAT SOUNDED AN AWFUL LOT LIKE AN ORDER. JASON: IS. I MAKE THE DEALS I WANT. SOMETIMES I NEED YOU TO EXECUTE THEM. SOMETIMES I DON'T. JUSTUS: HMM. EDWARD QUARTERINE COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER. EXCEPT THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE BLOWN OFF A SEVEN-FIGURE PAYDAY FOR ANYBODY. YOU, YOU'RE JUST MINDING THE STORE FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S NEVER EVEN COMING BACK. JASON: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. JUSTUS: SONNY'S GONE, JASON, OK? HE'S GONE FISHING FOR GOOD. IT'S YOUR SHOP NOW. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START ACTING LIKE IT? MAC: WELL, WE ALL GOT BOOKED HERE TOGETHER. THERE'S NO OTHER ROOMS. MAN: VOUS, LES AMERICAINS, MAINTENANT, DEGAGEZ. MAC: WHAT'D HE SAY? FELICIA: I THINK THAT IT SORT OF ALL BOILS DOWN TO WE'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. MAC: HEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BUDDY. FELICIA: YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S JUST BEST THAT WE LEAVE. MAC: NO, FORGET THAT. MAN: ALLEZ DEHORS, CONNARD, TOI ET TA BLONDE EN PLASTIQUE. MAC: CAFARD. MAN: CAFARD. CAFARD? OU, CA? OU SONT LES CAFARDS? FELICIA: I THINK SOMETHING GOT LOST IN THE TRANSLATION HERE, BUT IT GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA. SMILE. MAC: OK. NOW WHAT? FELICIA: MAYBE WE CAN CONVINCE THEM THE ROOM IS NOT SO GOOD AND YBE THEY'LL WANT TO LEAVE. MAC: OH, FELICIA, I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK. FELICIA: I THINK IT'S WORTH A TRY. C'EST -- OH, WHAT'S THE WORD FOR "LUMPY"? LUMPY. LUMPY. IT'S LUMPY. TRY IT. LUMPY. MAN: NON. FELICIA: OUI. MAC: HEY, FELICIA, I THINK IT'S WORKING. I THINK IT'S WORKING. WATCH THIS. EXCUSEZ-MOI. FELICIA: MAC. [SHOWER RUNS] FELICIA: MAC. MAC: SHOWER IT'S COLD WATER. COLD. BRR. COLD. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF. COME ON. COME ON. MAN: TU ES UNE VRAIE SALOPE. MAC: HUH? WELL, I GUESS THAT DID IT. WHAT'D HE SAY? FELICIA: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I ONLY COULD TRANSLATE A COUPLE OF THE WORDS, BUT -- OH, MAC. OH! THEY DIDN'T LEAVE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS BAD. THEY LEFT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT WE WERE COMING ON TO THEM! MAC: WELL, GEE, I GUESS IT ISN'T TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE FRENCH. FELICIA: YEAH, LUCKY FOR US. MAC: FELICIA, WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? FELICIA: I'M GOING TO GO CATCH UP TO THEM AND TELL THEM. MAC: ARE YOU CRAZY? WE'RE FINALLY ALONE. FELICIA: BUT THEY -- I -- [FELICIA SQUEALS] NED: SORRY I'M LATE. IT'S HELL PARALLEL PARKING A WHITE CHARGER. ALEXIS: YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST GALLOPED RIGHT UP THE STAIRS AND RIDDEN THROUGH THE DOOR. NED: OH, IT'S AGAINST HOTEL POLICY. NO PETS. AND SO, FAIR MAIDEN, HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE? YOU SAID YOU NEEDED ME. ALEXIS: DID I SAY THAT? I HATE MY JOB. I HAVE THE MOST UNPOPULAR CLIENT IN PORT CHARLES ACCUSED OF THE MOST UNPOPULAR CRIME -- MURDER, OF A WOMAN. OF A YOUNG WOMAN. OF A YOUNG, BLOND WOMAN. NED: THE STUFF OF WHICH TABLOIDS ARE MADE. ALEXIS: THE PROSECUTION IS GOING TO CALL NIKOLAS AS ITS FIRST WITNESS. HE'S TERRIFIED ABOUT LOSING HIS FATHER FIGURE, AND THE ONLY ADVICE I CAN GIVE HIM IS THAT HE HAS TO LOSE HIS MOTHER, TOO. NED: WELL, IS IT TOO LATE TO BRING IN AN ATTORNEY WHO'S LESS PERSONALLY INVOLVED? ALEXIS: YES. NED: WHY? ALEXIS: I HAVE TO REPRESENT STEFAN. NED: WHY? ALEXIS: BECAUSE I HAVE TO, THAT'S WHY. AND I CAN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES BECAUSE HE'S INNOCENT. I KNOW THAT HE DID NOT KILL KATHERINE BELL. IN FACT, NOBODY KNOWS THAT BETTER THAN I DO. NED: IS THIS FAMILY LOYALTY SPEAKING? A LAWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYER OR IS IT SOMETHING MORE? ALEXIS, DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED KATHERINE? IF YOU QUIT WORKING AFTER ONLY FOUR HOURSYOU'D PROBABLY GET FIRED, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT ORDINARY PAIN RELIEVERS DO-- THEY WORK FOR A WHILE, THEN QUIT. ONLY ALEVE WORKS ALL DAY LONG WITH JUST TWO PILLS. IT WLD TAKE EIGHT TYLENOL TO DO THAT. TWO PILLS. ALL DAY RELIEF. WORKS FOR ME. [ Giggles ] IT'S NOT JUST THE SUN, [ Cooing ] THE WIND... OR THE COLD. ONE OF THE HARSHEST ENVIRONMENTS FOR YOUR BABY CAN BE THE INSIDE OF HIS DIAPER, WHERE WETNESS CAN UPSET ITS DELICATE pH BALANCE. AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S... IT HELPS IN TWO WAYS: FIRST, THE BABY-DRY LAYER TURNS THE BLUE LIQUID CLEAR... AS IT LOWERS THE pH OF WETNESS. NEXT, IT PULLS THAT WETNESS AWAY FROM YOUR BABY'S SKIN... TO HELP MAINTAIN A DRY AND HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT. HELP PROTECT THEIR SKIN FROM A HARSH ENVIRONMENT OF WETNESS. HELP KEEP IT DRY AND HEALTHY WITH... EVEN WITH A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF TOOTHBRUSHES, YOU MAY NOT REACH THE PLACES BETWEEN TEETH WHERE GERMS LIVE. BUT LISTERINE FLOWS INTO THE TINY SPACES BETWEEN TEETH... TO KILL GERMS AND HELP PREVENT THE GUM DISEASE GINGIVITIS. GET IN THERE AND FIGHT, WITH LISTERINE. EVERY MONTH, COLLEGE STUDENT EAT 60 MILLION SLICES OF PIZZA.ALL RIGHT! AND THEY DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH. CHEW ON THIS: CHEWING TRIDENT AFTER MEALS CAN HELP PREVENT CAVITIES FROM FORMING. GOOD BREAKFAST. SO WHEN YOU CAN'T BRUSH CHEW ON THIS: TRIDENT. MMM. üü [ Humming ] IT'S JUST AS STRONG AND EFFECTIVE AS EVER. BUT NEW COMFY, COTTONY KLEENEX COTTONELLE... IS NOW EVEN SOFTER THAN THE LEADING BRAND. OH ? MMM. NO WONDER MORE PEOPLE PREFER IT. AHH. HEY, GUYS, SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE. NEKLEENEX COTTONELLE. YEAH. ALEXIS: I KNOW THAT STEFAN IS INNOCENT. NED: WITH ALL THE EVIDENCE AGAINST HIM, HOW COULD YOU -- UNLESS YOU KNOW WHO'S GUILTY. ALEXIS: HE LOVED KATHERINE, AND SHE GAVE HIM HER HEART. NOT JUST HER HEART, BUT SHE GAVE HIM ONE AS WELL. NED: MM-HMM. HEARTS CHANGE. ALEXIS: THE DAGGER THAT WAS USED TO LOOSEN THE RAILING OF THE PARAPET -- IT WAS PLANTED. STEFAN WOULD NEVER BE THAT CLUMSY. NED: MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HE WAS PLANNING WHEN HE PUT IT THERE -- TO DISGUISE A CLEVER MURDER WITH EVIDENCE OF A CLUMSY ONE. ALEXIS: I KNOW HIM, AND I WATCH HIM EVEN WHEN HE THINKS HE'S BEING UNOBSERVED, AND HE'S MOURNING. HE IS. NOT THAT HE'D EVER SHOW THAT SIDE TO A JURY. NED: WELL, THEN MAYBE YOUR JOB IS NOT SO MUCH TO PROVE HIS INNOCENCE BUT TO SHOW WHO'S GUILTY. ALEXIS: I HAVE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE. NED: REALLY? WHO? ALEXIS: HELENA. SHE'S THE ROOT OF EVERY EVIL THAT TRANSPIRED THAT NIGHT AND EVERY DAY. NED: CAN YOU PROVE IT? ALEXIS: NOT YET. NED: WELL, LISTEN, COUNSELOR, WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOURSELF A LITTLE SLACK. YOU'RE A TERRIFIC LAWYER. AND WITH TRUTH AND FAMILY AND FAMILY LOYALTY ON YOUR SIDE -- ALEXIS: YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME AT ALL, NED. IF I WERE YOU, I'D RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. JASON: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS FOR ME TO GIVE MY WORD, JUSTUS? JUSTUS: SURE, I DO. I GAVE YOU MINE THAT YOU'D ALWAYS HAVE MY BEST ADVICE, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING. I'M NOT TELLING YOU TO BE DISLOYAL TO ANYONE. I'M TELLING YOU YOU HAVE SOME CHOICES TO MAKE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE, JASON. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU AND THE WAY YOU HANDLE THIS ENTIRE OPERATION. JASON: YOU DON'T LIKE IT? JUSTUS: NO, ON THE CONTRARY. SO FAR, YOU HAVEN'T MISSED A STEP. JASON: I LEARNED A LOT FROM SONNY. JUSTUS: AND DONE HIM ONE BETTER. SONNY ALWAYS TOOK TOO MUCH PLEASURE ANTAGONIZING HIS ENEMIES. YOU? YOU DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. AND THAT'S EARNED YOU A RESPECT ALL YOUR OWN. A COUPLE MORE LUCKY BREAKS, JASON, YOU COULD BE TWICE WHAT SONNY EVER WAS. JASON: THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M AFTER. JUSTUS: YEAH, WELL, THEN WHAT ARE YOU AFTER, JASON? YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU? JASON: YOU SEE, I JUST WANT THINGS TO KEEP GOING THE WAY THEY ARE. JUSTUS: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT OR IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE USED TO? JASON: I WANT WHAT I'M USED TO. JUSTUS: WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT. YOU KNOW THAT. THINGS DON'T WORK THAT WAY. IN YOUR BUSINESS, YOU EITHER GET BGER SLOWLY OR YOU GET SMALLER REAL FAST. JASON: I'LL MAKE IT WORK. JUSTUS: HOW? BY JUST HOLDING ON TO SONNY'S TURF WHILE ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE ADDING TO THEIRS? YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? FIRST YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR ADVANTAGE. THEN YOU'RE GOINTO LOSE YOUR RESPECT. AND WHEN YOU LOSE RESPECT, YOU LOSE EVERYTHING. WELL, EXCEPT SONNY'S GRATITUDE, OF COURSE. JASON: THAT'S A LOT TO ME. JUSTUS: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING FOR BROKE, MAN, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. END OF STORY. SO, DO I GET THE PINK SLIP NOW OR DOES JOHNNY GET TO TAKE ME OUT FOR SOME UNDERWORLD ACUPUNCTURE? JASON: YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUSTUS. THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU FOR. BUT I DON'T HAVE TO AGREE. END OF STORY. ROBIN: BEFORE YOU WORRY ABOUT WHAT KIND OF MOTHER YOU'RE GOING TO BE, YOU NEED TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE AT ALL. BRENDA: I KNOW. ROBIN: GO TO A DOCTOR. BRENDA: IGNORANCE IS BLISS. ROBIN: WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. AND JAX IS NOT GOING TO BE IF YOU SHUT HIM OUT AND YOU DON'T TELL HIM WHY. AND IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR BABY. BRENDA: WELL, THE LAST THING I WOULD EVER DO IS IGNORE MY BABY. I KNOW WHAT THAT FELT LIKE. ROBIN: YOU'RE NOT YOUR MOTHER AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE. IF THIS IS TRU I THINK THAT YOU ARE SO LUCKY. I MEAN, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE JASON'S CHILD. BRENDA: OH, GOD. I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. ROBIN: NO. IT'S OK. I JUST -- I MEAN, TECHNICALLY IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME TO HAVE A CHILD. IT'S RISKY, BUT IT'S POSSIBLE. OR I CAN ALWAYS ADOPT, LIKE BOBBIE. AND SHE'S THE BEST MOM I KNOW. YOU'RE GOING TO BE, TOO. BRENDA: I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, BECAUSE THE ONE DECISION THAT I HAVE MADE IS THAT IF I AM PREGNANT, I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BABY. ROBIN: I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT DECISION. I MEAN, AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE FOUND THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS, AND YOU CAN PROVIDE A WONDERFUL HOME FOR YOUR BABY -- A LITTLE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE, BUT I MEAN, WHO WAS LESS PREPARED A FATHER THAN JASON? HE'S A NATURAL AT IT, AND JAX IS GOING TO BE, TOO. BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL HIM FIRST. AND, GRANDMA, WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE ! WELL, MY DEAR, ALL THE BETTER TO E YOU WITH ! UH ? I THINK SOMEBODY'S HUNGRY ! HONEY NUT CHEERIOS, MMMM. - [ Gulps ] - MMMM ! I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS ! 'COS REAL GOLDEN HONEY MAKES EVERY 'O' SO IRRESISTIBLE, NOBODY CAN SAY NO ! SORRY, RED. NOTHING PERSONAL. HONEY NUT CHEERIOS. NOW I FEEL JUST AWFUL ABOUT THAT GRANDMA THING. [ Woman ] ZACK WAS A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN ROY WAS BORN-- SURPRISE ! OH, I WAS VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR AGES, BUT HE ALWAYS TREATS ROY AS IF HE'S AN EQUAL. SHOULD WE ORDER PIZZA ? OKAY. ROY ADORES THE SHIRT THAT ZACK GAVE HIM. ROY LIVES IN THAT SHIRT SO IT GETS WASHED A LOT. I JUST WANNA KEEP IT LOOKING GREA [ Announcer ] FOR CLOTHES THAT GET WORN A LOT, THERE'S TIDE. REGULAR DETERGENTS CAN LEAVE CLOTHES LOOKING OLD, BUT TIDE HELPS KEEP COTTON CLOTHES LOOKING NEWER LONGER. [ Mom ] ROY FEELS SO CLOSE TO HIS BROTHER. THEY'RE INSEPARABLE. [ Announcer ] NOW, TAKE IN THE OUTDOORS. FRESH, COOL, CLEAN. INTRODUCING MOUNTAIN SPRING TIDE WITH BLEH. IT LEAVES BEHIND A FRESH OUTDOOR SCENT. RIGHT AWAY I THOUGHT, HEALTHY CHOICE ? BUT I WAS SHOCKED. CHUNKS OF BROWNIES. CARAMEL CAPPUCCINO CHOCOLATE CHUNK. ONLY 2 GRAMS OF FAT. WITH HEALTHY CHOICE, I'VE GOT A GREEN LIGHT TO EAT WHAT I LIKE. YEAH. LET ME HELP YOU. I'LL DO IT. I CAN DO IT. ARTHRITIS HAS CLAIMED THESE HANDS. BUT TAKE COMFORT IN THE MEDICINE... ARTHRITIS EXPERTS RECOMMEND FIRST. TYLENOL. TYLENOL IS SIMPLY THE MOST TRUSTED COMBINATION... OR STRENGTH AND SAFETY IN ARTHRITIS PAIN RELIEF TODAY. TYLENOL: I HAVE THE CLEANEST AND THE NICEST-SMELLING BATHROOM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. SINCE I'VE PUT VANISH HANG-INS IN, I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T GONE BACK TO CLEAN IT. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY STAINS. THE DISPENSER IS THE KEY ITEM. IT'S EASY TO MAINTAIN, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. - IT'S EASY TO MAINTAIN. - DROP THE TABLET INTO THE DISPENSER, HANG IT ON YOUR TANK AND JUST FLUSH. THE VANISH HANG-INS REPELS THE STAINS. THERE'S NO RING. VANISH HANG-INS REPELS STAINS AND LEAVES YOUR BOWL SANITARY. S.C. JOHNSON WAX. IF ANYBODY DOESN'T BELIEVE ME, RING MY DOORBELL, AND YOU CAN SMELL MY TOILET. >> I WANTED YOU ME. NED: I CAME HERE TO HELP. ALEXIS: I KNOW, I KNOW. I'M THE ONE WHO ASKED YOU HERE, AND NOW I'M TELLING YOU TO GO RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE. I'M -- I'M JUST UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. NED: IF MY BEING HERE IS ANOTHER PRESSURE WHEN YOU'RE ALADY ABOUT TO IMPLODE, THEN I'LL GO -- FOR NOW. ALEXIS: WAIT. COULD YOU JUST STAY HERE WITH ME JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE? FELICIA: COME ON, MAC. WE HAVE SUCH LITTLE TIME LEFT. LET'S GET DRESSED AND DECIDE WHERE WE'RE GOING TO GO. HOW ABOUT THE LOUVRE, HMM? MAC: OH, THAT'S TOO INDOORS. HOW ABOUT A WALK ON THE LEFT BANK? FELICIA: THAT'S TOO OUTDOORS. MAC: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? FELICIA: I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? ROBIN: HELLO. JASON: THAT WAS A QUICK MEETING. ROBIN: WELL, WE GOT SIDETRACKED. MY, WHAT A BIG YAWN THAT WAS. JASON: YEAH, HE JUST HAD A NAP. HE WANTS TO PLAY NOW. ROBIN: YEAH, WELL, YOU'VE HAD HIM ALL MORNING. IT'S MY TURN NOW. JASON: SURE. ROBIN: HERE. JASON: HERE. HE WAS ASKING ABOUT YOU. ROBIN: OF COURSE HE WAS, BECAUSE [DEEP VOICE] WE HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH. [NORMAL VOICE] MAKE WAY FOR FLYING BABY MICHAEL! [MAKES AIRPLANE NOISES] ROBIN: IT'S A MIRACLE, ISN'T IT? JASON: A FLYING BABY? ROBIN: ANY BABY AT ALL. ROBIN: LOOK AT HIM SMILING AT YOU. JAX: OH, THERE SHE IS -- THE WOMAN THAT RUINED ALL MY PLANS. BRENDA: EXCUSE ME? JAX: MY MEETING FINISHED EARLY, AND I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU AND ROBIN AT THE P.C. GRILL, BUT THE TWO OF YOU NEVER SHOWED. BRENDA: OH. SORRY. JAX: IS EVERYTHING OK? BRENDA: YEAH, EVERYTHING'S OK. WE JUST DECIDED TO STAY HERE AND BROKE A LITTLE EARLY. THERE'S SOMETHING WE HAVE TO DISCUSS. JAX: I KNOW. BRENDA: YOU DO? JAX: YEAH. I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT THIS MORNING. YOU'RE AFRAID THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET SO BUSY RUNNING L&B THAT YOU WON'T HAVE TIME FOR US. WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE BOTH HAVE CAREERS AND WE HAVE EACH OTHER. OK? I'M SURE WE CAN JUGGLE BOTH. AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITY TO ANYONE BUT OURSELVES, OK? NOW AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, OUR LIVES ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY THEY ARE. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD TO THAT? BRENDA: UH-UH. WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE? >> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."